Looking to add some fun and flair to your event? Invite me to draw live Derpy Portraits—bold, silly, 5x7" (other sizes can be made available upon request black-and-white sketches done in 3–8 minutes using paint marker. These aren’t caricatures and they’re not meant to flatter—but they will make people laugh and leave with a one-of-a-kind keepsake.

I draw around 12 portraits an hour and provide all the supplies. All I need is a little space and a couple of chairs (though I can bring my own setup if needed). I work traditionally, so each person walks away with an original drawing in hand—no digital files, no waiting.

You’ll find me sketching at markets, weddings, and corporate parties across Calgary. I’m also available for travel within Alberta for a fee.